Brand: Green Valley Cleanser
- ✅ IMPROVES DIGESTIVE HEALTH: 1 DAY SHOT colon cleanse advance cleansing formula and that’s all you need, let it do the magic and wake up next day feeling fresh and healthy.
- ✅ ALL IN ONE CLEANSER: Our colon cleanse & detox is ideal for increasing energy levels, gut support, cleanse your colon, lungs, liver, kidneys and also supports healthy bowl movements. The perfect balance for internal cleansing and detoxing.
- ✅ PERFECT FOR VEGANS: This colon cleanser is 100% natural with no artificial flavoring, additives, sugar, preservatives or animal products. All natural and pure herbal ingredients for a healthier and well-balanced living.
- ✅ ELIMINATES TOXINS – REDUCES BLOATING: Detox cleanse helps to remove toxic wastes from the body, increase healthy bowl movements and as a result bloating is alleviated.
- ✅ 100% AMERICAN unlike inferior brands in the market we pride ourselves with the quality of our American ingredients of colon cleanser. Excellent customer service with 24/7 online help available for all your questions.
Bloated? Unsettled stomach? Feeling something not right inside?
STOP! We’ve heard you and we’ve delivered.
Internal cleansing is a vital part of maintaining your health. The colon is one of the primary organs involved in the body’s internal detoxification and elimination process. A clean colon means a clean body.
Just like you cleanse your body externally, you have to do the same internally and give your body a boost of freshness and strength. You owe it to your body, give your body the treatment it needs.
Some of the benefits you get from our Green Vally Cleanser 1 day quick colon detox and cleanse:
Full body detox.
Alleviates stomach ache
Helps with weight loss
Increase your Energy levels
Improve Natural Bowel movements
Cleans the Colon, Liver, Kidney, and Lungs
Promotes healthier skin
Stronger immune system
Our 1 Day Colon Cleanse Detox is gentle on the stomach.
Ideally, you will need to repeat once a month ONLY.
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If you have a sensitive stomach.. don’t waste your money.. YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET IT DOWN!
I feel like it cleaned me out.. I would recommend it but.. it’s a tough one to go through.
This stuff does not go down easy. I almost threw it up several times. Try not to smell it if you can. It took 5 hours for this stuff to make its exit. I will be purchasing again!
Dale la oportunidad a tu cuerpo y en mi experiencia solo tienes que prepararte con cada detalles que te haga sentir bien para que la experiencia sea lo mas placentera posible.
Ese día mantén una dieta ligera.
¡Vale la pena!
As far as this product is concerned, it works as reviews describe it. Smell is not pleasant but it was tolerable for us and so was taste. I guess growing up in India, we do take few herbs which taste and smell even worse. If you have ever taken Chinese herbs, this is a piece of cake. BTW Chinese herbs did wonders on me so I'm not against it. Point is what you are used to. It's good to be prepared for the worst though.
We are still going through cleansing today.
Good Luck to all of you who try this. If any of you have observed your lactose intolerance is gone, please spread the word describing your experience and not as a medical advice and have others try.
Update: Jan 24, 2021.
It turns out my wife's lactose intolerance is gone. She can have dairy too. May be colon cleanse is the way to get rid of lactose intolerance. Again this is our experience and not a medical advice. We are not giving medical advice. Follow at your own risk.
There’s nothing at all good about the taste. horrible! But after gulping down through a straw, I ate a teaspoon of peanut butter to make the aftertaste tolerable. My first visit to the throne was 34 minutes afterwards. Two hours later, I’ve gone six times and counting. I’ll definitely recommend this to others💙
Like i got about 6 ounce down and the last 2 i
drank but immediately threw it up!
I won’t buy it again because i just can’t do it but true review it works great.
First off, what everyone is saying about the smell is absolutely correct. As soon as you open up the bottle and take a whiff, it smells HORRIBLE. It smells like someone blended a shake with old broccoli and failed organs. The taste? Not any better at all. It has this really bitter taste to it and the aftertaste stayed with me for a while. It took me about a good 5 minutes to get the whole thing down. I was close to gagging a few times while trying to get it down. When you're drinking it, make sure to have something to clear your palate both during and after you drink it. I had cranberry juice and tabasco sauce (don't judge me lol).
I noticed the product starting working right away. I had my first bowel movement within 15 mins. From there, the bathroom became my best friend. I went 6 times in under 2 hours. The last couple of bowel movements have been "liquidy" so to speak. Never have I ever had water pour out of me from that end. At one point, I got up from the toilet thinking I was good, and immediately I had to sit back down! I'm going to follow up this review after a full 24 hours to let anyone reading know how it affected me throughout the day.
belt or tight pants holding you up when it hits you. NOW the taste....... (Sigh) the worst thing I've ever tasted in my 36 years 5 months 21 days 13 hours and 1 minute on earth! I looked at the ingredients and I don't get tuna being part of the formula/recipe. Its really bad, have a really good tasting drink ready, a disposable cup, some gatorade for later and a straw. Drink as much as you can, and chase it with a good tasting drink(repeat). You can try the peanut butter trick as others did but I didn't. I brushed my teeth for 5 minutes and rinsed about 90 seconds. the taste is out of my mouth but if you burp its there. I started feeling bloated and my stomach was making sounds when it was beginning to work before I went the first time. Also my nose started running like it was unblocked as did my wife. Other than that it works but your bowels will smell like that drink and its SO BAD LOL
That being said, this stuff is THE TRUTH! It works!
I’ve been peeing out my butt since I took it. Took 2 of the minutes between the next waterfall to run to my room and get my water bottle, so please do yourself a favor and take your water bottle in the restroom with you!
Absolutely stay home...& get ready for the booty rush! Definitely don't trust a fart..I needed a cleanse for memory..energy..getting rid of toxins etc
Buy it trust me u won't regret it....
First let me say the shipping was very fast.
Second let me say that even though I heard multiple times that the taste was horrible nothing can prepare you for the taste.
Third it works and it words well. I lost 7 pounds
Waiting on results, but I feel my stomach turning so it seems to be working.
This stuff is definitely cleaning me out! I was definitely constipated but now 😖. This is going to take me out for the rest of the night, but I’m thankful for the relief. I won’t be taking this once a month but maybe twice a year. The taste is horrendous and it’s smell is less pleasant coming out the other side, but it’s getting it all out.
I will add that Facebook advertises a similar product that Is over double the cost and takes two weeks to arrive. THIS IS THE CHEAPER ALTERNATIVE. SMELLS THE SAME AND HAD WORKED EXACTLY THE SAME!!!
Ok so first off all ,it stinks
Second it doe what its supose to do ,cleanse the heck out of you ,so keep drinking water right after you drink this nasty tasting bottle ,also this is almost impossibllllllle to keep down after you mannage to drink all of it . The smell haunts you ,it stays in your mouth ,no matter what ,you will not completelyget it out. I ate mint leaves ,ginger after nothing worked ,plus when you burp ,that smell gets you again ,i think its somehow stuck in your nose as well ,i just tried to drink without smelling and it still had me want to vomit . But it works ...
Took about an hour to work for me and nothing too potent I couldn’t hold in. The no cramping is a big plus as the only bad part about it is the taste. Down 2lbs in one use because I ate terrible the past too weeks and it was all bloat.
I drank yesterday and am still expelling today 🙂 There is no cramping. The instructions are clear and easy. I will be using monthly.
This detox cleanse did the job! No stomach cramps I was not deterred much by the taste reminded me of moringa bitters as I did add some pineapple juice to it and drank plenty of water afterwards. The last few gulps though, was tough but drank it like a true champ!
I'm still going to the bathroom (took it yesterday) and very pleased with the results thus far. It's controllable you just know when you have to go. I will be purchasing again as an every three months cleanse or twice a year.
Other than that the product WORK INSTANTLY so stay close to a restroom.
I had to go within 1 hr of taking it this morning and going all through the day. No discomfort, just staying close to the toilet. If you think you have to fart, DONT. Just go to the bathroom.
I’m writing this from the bathroom LOL. Happy detoxing.
I was thinking out loud, "what have I done!!!? "
I ate peanut butter, 1teaspon ... nothing!! Another one!! ... N O T H I N G!!! How the hell I'm getting this taste out of my system? not only my mouth but my throat too... the smell!!! I'm still gagging and drinking water, gatorade, washing my teeth and gargles of mouthwash... S#&*!!!!! Nothing seems to work!! Ok, relax and wait until it works.... About one hour later s#*@ show starts!!! LOL no pain, no discomfort just liquid poop coming out. So far in 3 hours I've go to the bathroom 4 times. I am detoxing baby, detox is working just fine.... BUT
please, try to make it taste better, I would really want to do this more often, but just thinking of the taste and smell, makes me want to vomit ...
Great detox , but terrible taste, smell and aftertaste!!!!
I am never one to back down if someone says it taste bad but THIS right here was the worst. I had a lemon concentrate squeeze bottle that I swished around before during and after my large doses of this stuff. I drank it around 11:15a and at about 12 noon I was excusing myself to the restroom. Bowel movements “flowed” to say the least.
I feel like I need to drink more water because I’m feeling a bit dehydrated it not a product issue more of what I need to do personally.
I’ll definitely be purchasing again. No cramping.
I bought this to try rid my cravings and have a clean start as part of my healthy weight-loss journey.
I read the reviews prior to using this product A wise reviewer wrote Do not trust a fart Don’t do it Make sure you have everything you need that day at home No Starbucks trips No trip to Wawa You won’t make it You’ll total your vehicle Refrigerate the container Before you even open it Oinch your nose tightly Put a straw in it Chug Chug Do not breath Chug Chug Immediately use a chaser I had no problem keeping it down About an hour and a half later the gates of hell opened Mild stomach pain then—-I swear to God —-a literal skull and crossbones splattered inside my toilet bowl If you swallowed a penny in 1971–Congratulations It’s out You actually die a few times the day of—-But you do feel wonderful that evening Best of luck This product does exactly what it says it does
You also might wana take more than a day off. Give yourself an extra day or two. Im not sure if it was just me but even though this causes no cramps, it does cause a lot of rumbling. My stomach would not shut up for the next two days. It was super loud. It also caused me to be gassy for those two days. But I will say I struggled with heavy bloating and its been about a month and most days I don’t have any bloating at all!!! Its amazing!
I didn’t lose any weight like others did but all in all I feel a lot healthier. I no longer struggle with stomach issues.
LOL ! Stuff tastes horrid, smells worse. It may take a few hours to hit u, but IT WORKS ! Stay near the commode dear reader. It will be ur new bff for the next 24 hrs. 😂
Thirty minutes in, my husband and I were dueling over who got the master bath and who got the smaller, more confined bathroom. You know, the one that holds odor longer, the one you don't want!
We spent the next 8 hours painfully regretting the decision of the morning. The decision to drink the vile bottle of juice. However the next day, 5 lbs lighter and feeling completely refreshed, but avoiding the bathroom as it still had the odor of the bottle, I was very happy with the decision.
My mouth, even though I'd brushed 4 or 5 times, still had this odd after taste of what I only imagine compost to taste like. I'm sure we will do it again, but I'm not sure I'll ever get over the taste. This cleanse does EXACTLY what it is meant to do. It gets the job done and if it weren't for the darn taste it would be amazing!!
1. shook bottle, opened, DID NOT BOTHER SMELLING IT AS OTHERS SAID NOT TO, put a glass straw in the bottle.
2. plugged my nose. so i do not know what it tastes like. everyone else said it tastes unpleasant so that’s why i plugged mine. yet still, i could tell it is strong and bitter on the tongue. keep drinking with plugged nose anyway.
3. while nose still plugged, ate a spoonful of peanut butter (thanks to someone else saying to) did not unplug nose until it was fully washed around in mouth. didn’t taste anything at all because of this.
4. went back upstairs and sat down and continued on about my day. about 30 minutes pass and i can feel myself getting dehydrated so i drank water. this product was definitely going through my blood stream, i could feel the energy of it. didn’t think it would work because i’m small and hadn’t really ate so i began to walk around and do stuff in doors. WHEW.
5. the first bowel movement came soon after and since i fasted the day before it was pure built up toxins and other little fecal matter. truly cleaning my gut out. i had never experienced bowel movements in pure liquid before!!
6. second bowel movement about 15 minutes later.
then third then fourth shortly after. it just keeps coming like a river!!
TIPS/PROS: no cramps. make sure to remain hydrated. fast the day before it you are healthy and can do so. i promise afterwards, will feel light, like heaven. more energy, clear mind. take some time to sit in silence and simply listen to your body being happy that you did this for it. it’ll thank you.
10/10 recommend. even though i plan to remain vegan, i still will be doing one of these once a month like recommended.
CONS: NONE. IT WORKS.
The traits of your poop could be:
* Liquid – It is not uncommon for your stool to be watery. This trait signifies that your body is properly hydrated and is secreting toxins the detox formula was designed to eliminate.
* Yellow – This yellow substance can be a sign of some toxins. The detox supports your body in removing and is totally normal for individuals to experience. Along with a yellow liquid, some chunks might be noticeable. It is common to see this during the first couple of bathroom trips when starting a detox.
* Dark – Some chunks and liquids may be darker in color. They are chunks of poop that have been stuck on the walls of the intestines that are finally being removed during the detox. You should not be alarmed and proceed to take your detox.
* Odor – The smell should not be an overwhelming or out-of-the-ordinary odor. If anything, you may recognize the smell to be hardly noticeable. Please note that any new smell is from the toxins the body is secreting.
It’s 2:30 in the afternoon and still going strong. Will definitely be purchasing again! Heck, might give them as Christmas presents, REALLY bring out the grinch in people. 😂
I stood in front of my sink last night. Drank the whole thing. Drank a chaser because the taste is AWFUL..
2 seconds later i Threw it all all up..i said to myself, "well THAT was a waste of $18!"..well so i thought.
I sat at my table to finish working..about 40mins in, my tummy gave me the bat signal.. i casually strolled to the bathroom.. casually sat down... all of a sudden it felt like a monsoon rushed through me and into the toilet. If you remember the toilet scene from the movie White Chicks, well this was a total re-enactment 😂!
I pulled myself together... then less than 20 mins later.. I'm back in there..OMG!!!! I ended going 4X last night! Later on, when i felt things had calmed down a bit, I was afraid to even fart just a little as i prepared for bed 🛌. This morning I'm back at it..whew!!! Above all the sound effects, i hear my 4 year old yell from the bedroom, "EW MOMMY!! I heard that! Are you ok in there??!" 🤭..And here i was thinking i threw all of it up. Let's just say, at this point, the poop shoot is squeaky clean😂.. not sure if i will try it again because the taste is just terrible, but if you are looking for a really good, natural and vegan friendly detox, THIS will get the job done.
P.s. if you take this detox, make you are home for atleast 24- 48 hrs. Don't go anywhere.
Making this purchase was quite easy, I needed a cleanse and read the reviews. This product seems to do the job they say.
Taste terrible use peanut butter blah blah blah.
So when my order arrived I knew what to expect. I grabbed a few jolly rancher candies (I’m allergic to peanut butter) and a bottle of water and proceeded to my bathroom excited.
I opened my bottle and immediately made my first mistake by taking a whiff. As my stomach quivered at the smell of old rancid unwashed sweaty socks. I gave my self a look in the mirror noded my head and downed the whole bottle.
My stomach tried to reject the foul liquid right away as I tore into three jolly ranchers and put them in my mouth. The battle lasted for about 30 minutes but in the end the jolly ranchers won.....so I thought.
I suddenly felt a grumbling in the pits of my bowels and thought to myself, passing gas already but something told me this was different.
I ran I tell you I ran like Forrest Gump and barely made undressing halfway there. I slid on that toilet like a runner stealing second base just in time to release.
Relief and agony became best friends in a moments time.
The death sprays came on a whim and for me things became foggy.
It’s day four, I’m back to normal it seems.
I remember thing in bits and pieces. Flashbacks almost. I’m traumatized at the sound of balloons releasing air quickly but I’m ok.
I’ve learned 3 dire to help people out that decide to “take a chance”
1. DONT SMELL IT
2. TAKE ANYTHING TO COUNTER THE TASTE
3. DONT EVER LEAVE THE VICINITY OF A TOILET
Good luck my friend on your journey.
I have a strong stomach and yet holy moly it took alot for me to not vomit. Downed it within 2 minutes. It was 8 oz. of pure hell- and auto gagging on the aftertaste. I brushed my teeth, taste was still there.
Within 1 hour it worked. The flood gates broke loose. No pain, no cramping-as promised but please listen to this advice:
Make sure your phone is charged, you have handy ample reading material and a full roll of tp. and if you are doing this to not loose weight- Gatorade and water, yes in the bathroom. You will feel dehydrated. Regardless, you will lose weight. I lost 8 lbs
At the 3 hr mark, I felt faint and had crawl downstairs backwards to get some Gatorade. I didn't think I could make it back up stairs quickly enough. Stay near a toilet. What may appear to be a fart wont be. After what felt like gallons of waste coming out like a faucet on full blast, I took a cautious one eyed rest. Make sure you are at least 15-20 ft from a bathroom at all times at least for the next 12 hours.
If you get hungry, have a little bit fruit, cracker or bland natural food. Get rest-you will get a great nights sleep.
Would I do this again? Yes maybe not every month as suggested but , 24 hrs later, I feel lighter, less stressed and have more energy.
"Bottom" line is was a great purchase.
I've used this product for years, and the trick to getting it down and quickly is HOLDING YOUR NOSE WHILE YOU DRINK UNTIL IT'S ALL GONE.
You're welcome! Happy cleansing!
Before purchasing, like you, I read all of the reviews. The good, bad and the ugly. From what some had said, I was so nervous about using this! Apparently the smell alone was going to do me in. Immediately I decided I was going to put mine in the refrigerator for a couple days, upon arrival. Because I personally don't drink anything room temp. I can't stand it. I swear it triggers a gag reflex, no matter what it is. So today was the day. I decided to open it up. Despite the warnings, I gave it a sniff.... smelled fine to me! I didn't experience any foul odors or overwhelming urges to vomit. It just smelled fresh
Then I gave it the taste test.... That I will give you. It was not very tasty. At all. It reminded me of freshly squeezed vegetables. With no sweeteners, as in apples or other fruits. Its bitter. I thought about juicing an apple or blending it with a banana but didn't know if that would affect anything. So I just added some premade pineapple juice. I'll tell you, it wasn't delicious by any means. And the added liquid made it take a lot longer to drink. But I got it down with no problem and chased it with some good old water. Taste was gone in minutes and all was well with the world again.
It started to work within minutes. Def. within the first half hour. No cramps, or discomfort. Just good clean action. On top of that, I started to feel better all over, instantly. My mood lifted, I had more energy and stamina. I would def. recommend this to anyone looking for a quick full body cleanse! Next time, I am going to try and sweeten it with honey. I honestly think that is why people feel that it is so bitter. It just needs a little & sweet, plus the honey wouln't make the drink any bigger and you could get it down much faster!
I hope this helps! Happy Cleansing!!!